Friday, December 23, 2005

"The Line"

So I was sitting in the waiting room of a dr.'s office yesterday, with my cousin's five year old son.
He was sitting on my lap and we were discussing Christmas presents, when, he, in an outside voice, points at my cleavage and asks, "What's that line for?"


"Well," I stammer,"It's my girl area. It's different than your mom's." At that point, he cups one of my breasts, and exclaims for everyone to hear, smiling and nodding, "It's a lot bigger than Mom's"


I changed the subject.

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