Friday, March 19, 2004

Lottery

Okay, so I am sitting here, playing solitare (story of my life, but I'm dating Jesus now!) and the t.v. is on some Detroit channel. The news is on.
They just announced the winner of the $50 million pot.
$50 MILLION.

Apparently it took him a while to come forward. He was very upset. He felt very burdened the the money. He was happy living on $20 thousand a year. ...he even shed a few tears crying about the responsibility.

OKAY MORON, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WIN, WHY DID YOU KEEP BUYING TICKETS???????

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